Rock/Metal

Siema, wpisujmy tutaj najsmiesznejsze wedlug was teksty piosenek rockowych i metalowych.

Jade pierwszy, troche tego jest ale najsmieszniejszym tekstem piosenki jaki znam jest tekst do Rape by Elephants death metalowego zespolu Torsofuck, oto on (po angielsku)

I was visiting in Africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted all over my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again

Prawdopodobnie jakikolwiek tekst Dr hackenbusha.

Ostatnio mnie rozśmieszył Niedźwiedź Janusz Zacieru :)

Zacier wymiata. Ogólnie polecam sobie ściągnąć Kebab w cienkim cieście (fajne riffy maja)

TYPE O NEGATIVE - ANGRY INCH

My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

A long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
Bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up and the wound healed
And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh
With a scar running down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
Stay undercover 'til the night turns to black
I got my inch and I'm set to attack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Dziś raczej już zapomniany ale kiedyś znany zespół Rose Tattoo z Australii na swój album Scarred for Life z 1982 roku skomponowlai takie oto "cudo" co się zwie : "Juice On The Loose"

Yeah, gotta get out on the prowl, and howl...yeah!

I wanna howl, I wanna prowl
I wanna go on out and dig my trowel
Oh mama, c'mon turn me loose

I need a trick, I need a kick
To get me runnin' make my motor tick
Oh mama, c'mon stroke my goose
Yeah, stroke stroke

Juice on the loose
Juice on the loose
Juice on the loose
Juice...I'm havin' trouble gettin' rid of my juice
Oh yeah

Don't need a pill, I need a thrill
I need a job where I can use my drill
Oh mama, c'mon turn me loose
'Cause I'm all wound up

I wanna bite, I'm wound up tight
I need to lose enough to put me right
Oh mama, c'mon stroke my goose

Juice on the loose, you stroke it so good
Juice on the loose, I knew you would
Juice on the loose, look out for the juice
Havin' no trouble with my juice, anymore

Feelin' pretty good

Juice on the loose
Juice on the loose
Juice on the loose, look out sugar here comes the juice

Look out honey don't break it

Juice on the loose, that's alright for now
Juice on the loose, yeah wow wow wow!
Juice on the loose

Oh baby, havin' no trouble no more
Oh baby, oh oh, no more
I ain't havin' trouble honey...anymore
Ow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm9-ZOAUoBI